President Issues Warning to Americans

"Vote Republican, or we'll take your homes."

Dozen killed as Sri Lanka marks independence

President Bush is expected to introduce a similar scheme to Iraq before his term ends.

Italian Leader Calls for Temporary Government

Hasn't every Italian government since 1945 been temporary?

Cheney's Irregular Heartbeat a Worrying Sign

The fact that he is registering any kind of heartbeat at all has surprised many political analysts.

Bush hopeful for Mid-East peace

He's also pretty sure he's been a good boy this year and that Santa will bring him a brand new GI Joe.

U.S. Hopes to Arm Pakistani Tribes Against Al Qaeda

Military experts predict that the new US allies will be equipped with ultra hi-tech 'smart bows and arrows'.

Pakistan Attempts to Crush Protests by Lawyers

You know your nation is in trouble when your best hope is the lawyers.

Hiatus

Beyond the Headlines has been on an extended hiatus due to an unpleasant domestic event. I'm now slowly easing back into production.