British rebuild their empire

Um, this might be small news right now, as the Brits annex Zimbabwe and Jamaica, but when they ring the White House doorbell in a few months' time and say, "I'm terribly sorry, chaps, but could we have our country back?" people are going to sit up and take notice. He's a dark horse, that Tony Blair, making buddy-buddy with Bush, and then sneaking up and taking his country away while he's busy praying or something.