Camilla Chooses Elegant, Feminine Outfit

...for Charles. She'll be sticking with her usual drag-queen look.

Cardinals End Interviews Before Conclave

But agree to wear 'hat-cams' and hidden mikes for new Amercian reality TV series Conclave.

'Magnetic attraction' brings Charles, Camilla together

That explains it. It certainly couldn't be physical attraction.

Painkillers to Carry Warning

They kill the pain. Then they kill you.

Schwarzenegger Praises Pope's Devotion to Exercise

It's a little-known fact that John Paul II had a rippling six-pack, enormous biceps and a vice-like grip that could crush the wimpy handshakes of some of the less macho cardinals.

Analysis: Peace bus or coffin?

I had absolutely no idea that this was a subject for debate. Why not just bury him in the Popemobile?

Chevron Texaco Deal For Unocal Worth $18 Billion

Shouldn't that be 1799999999999.9 cents?

'81 Shooter Requests Prison Leave to Attend Funeral

Just to make sure he's really dead?

Newshounds Pay, Pray for Line of Sight on Holy See

The subeditor who wrote that headline has been exposed to a little too much papal incense, methinks.

Iraqis in Accord on Top Positions, Ending Deadlock

In an astonishing turn of events, the president, prime minister and speaker of parliament will all be Paul Wolfowitz.

Woods not a messiah but merely a flawed golfer

Oh, I guess he's out of the running for new Pope then.

World's Largest Iceburg Drifting

Spelling of the word 'iceberg' also drifting. Soon expected to become 'eisburg', then 'holyshittheresahugemountainofsnowfloating
pastthestatueoflibertyjustlikeinthatmovie'.