Canada's Government May Face Non-Confidence Vote on May 18

Canada's parliament is expected to confirm that having no confidence is a distinctly Canadian character trait which should be enshrined in the constution and reflected in the new national motto: "Is it okay if we, um... oh, never mind."

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When you've got togo, you've got togo...

Schwarzenegger's Top Ally Steps In

John Connor appointed commander-in-chief of California's rebel army.

Vital Nuclear Parts Missing

What are the non-vital nuclear parts, anyway? Hmmm...not the bomb itself or any of the wires and triggering mechanism... Oh, I know - the digital countdown clock, which enables the hero to delay disarming the bomb till the last two or three seconds. Phew, at least the clock is in safe hands. Now the bad guys are going to have to just drop it on a city from a plane, the old-fashioned way.

Human Hibernation Now Is Possible

Huh? What? Who said that? I was just having a long nap...is it April already?

Expert barred from Jackson trial

Bubbles now back in his cage, and believed to be "eating a banana."

Brando island to become luxury resort

I was under the impression that Marlon had been cremated, but apparently he was towed out to sea for later 'development'.

HK workers learn Disney culture

Women will now become feisty non-conformists who nevertheless end up finding fulfillment in the arms of a good-looking, brave, but not necessarily intelligent man.

Officials in Idaho study expansion of polygamy

How can you expand polygamy? Include animals too? Aliens?

Italian PM resigns

Berlusconi said to be "surprised and disappointed" that he was passed over for new Pope.

Atom Smasher Yields 'Perfect Fluid'

Guinness considers taking legal action.

Cardinals Sing a Tough Tune

Bavarian Rhapsody.

Controversial German Cardinal Elected Pope

Even more controversially, chooses to be called Pope George-Ringo I.

More than 100 reindeer plunge to their death

Santa goes back to the drawing board with the Megasleigh 3000 SE Turbo.

Democrats Push for a New Frontier

Think-tank proposes including Canada in next presidential election.