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Friday, May 27, 2005

Possible Blindness-Viagra Link

When I was a kid, blindness was caused by masturbation, now it's by trying to get an erection. In thirty years' time just thinking about sex might make you go blind.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Jay Leno Brings Levity Into Court

This is the best idea for US legal reform I've ever heard: install a stand-up comedian in every courtroom.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Clock Ticks on Effort to Defuse Senate Battle

That's some violent imagery. What kind of bomb do they think is going to go off if it isn't 'defused'? My guess is a stink bomb, but it could just be a lot of hot air.

Election Choices Slashed in Iran

If they think America is evil and hate democracy, why do they bother calling it an election at all?

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Headlines slow...

Still unpacking boxes from the move. Dang! Headlines will gradually gear up again shortly, never fear.