Canadian porn performers want protection from US Law

What are they asking for? Pornographic immunity?

Analysis: Blair takes fight to Brussels

British PM said to be undeterred by the fact that Belgium does not possess any WMD's.

GOP wants Social Security surplus in private accounts

Presumably the private accounts of Bush and Cheney.

Solar-Sail Spacecraft Crashes to Earth

Smog takes its toll again.

Partial recount in Iranian election

'Partial" means recounting only the pro-government votes.

EU picks up pieces after summit breakdown

Jeez, it's almost as though Europe consisted of a bunch of separate countries with differing political, economic and cultural situations.

Bolton may get recess appointment

It's a bit of a comedown compared to being appointed ambassador to the UN, but I guess high school recess monitor is better than nothing.

Tom Cruise squirted with water; four arrested

Osama bin Laden still at liberty.

Science fiction may become fact: Cosmos 1 launches tomorrow

And what? Get commandeered by its own mentally-unbalanced computer, find an alien obelisk and eventually produce a giant floating embryo in space? Or...(insert common sci-fi scenario here).

Study Finds Alzheimer's Can Be Detected Early

Well, that's good because...er...what's this blog about again?

Setback for pro-whaling nations

Whales have acquired a quantity of enriched uranium from North Korea and are thought to be only months away from producing water-jet-borne nuclear missiles. Watch out, Tokyo!