Love Sentenced to 180 Days at Drug Center

The drug center in question is appealing the ruling.

NASA hopes to put astronauts back on moon by 2018

Neil Armstrong is reported as saying that he doesn't want to go back because he gets cold easily, while Buzz Aldrin just fell off his walker in surprise.

Iran leader insists on right to nuclear fuel cycle

I say, let him have it - I just love the image of an old guy with a beard and black robes shooting across the desert on his atomic bike.

Nintendo rethinks the game controller

The company's preferred option would be a small chip implanted in the base of toddlers' skulls.

More women try bisexuality: study

I was definitely born in the wrong decade.

Oral sex prevalent among teens, study says

I was born in the wrong decade.

Bush Pledges Full Recovery From Katrina

Without announcing any actual details of the recovery program, the president predicted that his poll numbers would be back up to their pre-Katrina levels "within a year," and that Americans should stop worrying and act happy.

Bush Accepts Blame for Slow Hurricane Response

The president promised that next time he would do nothing a lot, lot quicker.

Roberts Is Confronted on Abortion

The Supreme Court nominee responded that he had: "tried it a few times with friends, but never inhaled."

Dollars continue to drive access to care in US

Will wealthy American soon start to worry that there won't be any poor people left alive to make them feel rich?

Heidi No Tummy Mummy

News that supermodel Heidi Klum has had a baby is followed by the more surprising news that the child apparently didn't grow in her uterus. Models the world over are now expected to become pregnant in their thousands.

Bush takes responsibility for blunders

What does that mean exactly? He's going to quit?

Bush Goes Back to New Orleans for Inspection

The inspector's conclusion? Bush isn't fit to be president of anything.

Liverpool hosting World Dental Congress

Proposed theme song: A Hard Day's Bite.

Northwest talks with mechanics end after three days

Workers prepare to head home but discover that their bags have been sent to Rio.