Wilma Weakens After Hitting Cancun, Mexico

She's not the first to leave Cancun without all her faculties intact.

Researcher Develops World's Smallest Car

The vehicle is said to be highly fuel-efficient and able to maneuver through traffic with ease, but if a bird craps on the windshield you can't see a thing.

Rogue Syrians must be held to account, says US

As for rogue Americans... not such a big deal.

US Under Secy Burns to discuss nuke deal with Saran

The plastic film manufacturer will be providing 24.8 miles of wrap to keep warheads nice and fresh for future use.

Shark Attack Victim Recalls a "Chomp" That Didn't Hurt

Wow! That medicinal marijuana really is an unbelievably effective painkiller.

Bush Recasts Mideast Goals

Observers where somewhat surprised to discover that the president now intends to make Iraq the 51st state within three years. Plan B is to "Nuke the whole damn lot of 'em."

Bill to Shield Gun Makers Is Approved

They need shields? Haven't they already got guns!

Is your printer spying on you?

No, but my stapler is grinning at me.

Saddam opens fire on judge and court

Another headline today described the trial as 'pure theatre', but this one sounds more like 'pure Jerry Bruckheimer'.

Are we ready for the biggest risks facing Britain?

What, like Camilla Parker-Bowles becoming a mother? Or even a father?

List of Atlantic storm names finished

What's the betting that Bush proposes Saddam, Mohammad, Yusuf and other similar names next year?

Musical Looks at What Went on in 'The Ark'

I know what went on. Lots of sex.

Chinese spacecraft getting ready to land

The guy pulling it finally got tired.

RCMP probe violence at abattoir picket line

Violence at the abattoir? Why, that's completely unacceptable! Lucky someone already called in the Mounties.

Oscar Winner Benigni Strips on Italy Evening News

I really hope Clint Eastwood doesn't get any ideas.