Timeline Following Cheney's Hunting Mishap

Saturday, 4pm: The hunt begins.
Saturday, 6.30pm: Cheney finally hits something.
Saturday, 7.30pm: Two dozen Saudi nationals are spirited out of the country.
Sunday, 9am: Pat Robertson blames the shooting on Venezuelan president Chavez.
Sunday, 2.45pm: The White House admits Cheney shot Whittington, but blames the victim.
Monday, 3pm: Whittington is moved out of intensive care.
Monday, 6.45 pm: Officials reveal that Cheney didn't have a proper hunting license.
Monday, 6.46pm: Officials reveal that Cheney didn't have a proper invasion of Iraq license either.
Tuesday, 7.30am: Whittington suffers a heart attack.
Tuesday, 12pm: Cheney "on the lam".